Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Yelp!.... Whose side it is really on?

Wimps! God! LOL!!

So, listen. I HAVE BEEN REJECTED FROM YELP! For posting True and Accurate, yet damaging to its client Life Storage photos. Or maybe it was the Mickey Mouse cartoon.

Unfortunately, while my review of LifeStorage Life Storage, Life Storage Rogers Park, LSC was rather scathing (although True and Accurate, dammit!), I did write rather glowing reviews for my dentist, my pediatrician, my threader, and my fave Mexican hole in the wall, El Famous Burrito.  On behalf of myself and my spawn.

So, to those fine folks, our opinion of you has not changed. You are stellar, and we love you.  But I seriously doubt you have people scouring the web to do damage control against your negatives, instead of extending your efforts to fix and/or avoid those negatives. After all,  Michelle Wight DID beg, plead, threaten, try to blackmail and then retaliate because of that YELP post. (what a gal! take one for the team in the ass!)  And really, at the end of the day, as that post is many, many other places online (as well as cached) it paid off for me. And here YOU are, dear reader (if you are).

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A RAT.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

consumer fraud.....Dubey v. Public Storage, Inc., 918 NE 2d 265 - Ill: Appellate Court, 1st Dist., 5th Div. 2009

To state a cause of action under the Illinois Consumer Fraud Act, five elements must be proven: (1) a deceptive act or unfair practice occurred, (2) the defendant intended for plaintiff to rely on the deception, (3) the deception occurred in the course of conduct involving trade or commerce, (4) the plaintiff sustained actual damages, and (5) such damages were proximately caused by the defendant's deception. White v. DaimlerChrysler Corp., 368 Ill.App.3d 278, 283, 305 Ill.Dec. 737, 856 N.E.2d 542 (2006). A material fact exists where a buyer would have acted differently knowing the information or if it concerned the type of information upon which a buyer would be expected to rely in making a decision whether to purchase. Connick v. Suzuki Motor Co., 174 Ill.2d 482, 505, 221 Ill.Dec. 389, 675 N.E.2d 584 (1996). Furthermore, a plaintiff's actual reliance is not required, but a plaintiff must show that defendant's consumer fraud proximately caused their injury. Connick, 174 Ill.2d at 501, 221 Ill.Dec. 389, 675 N.E.2d 584.

huh. fascinating.

AS WELL AS IS-

Griffith v. PS ILLINOIS TRUST, Ill: Appellate Court, 1st Dist., 5th Div. 2010

http://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=12356033520580388525&q=self+storage+DAMAGE&hl=en&as_sdt=4,14

- GONZALEZ v. SELF STORAGE INC - NJ Superior Court

- GONZALEZ v. SELF STORAGE INC - NJ Superior Court
Not only is the Z my favorite musician and one of the 
Greatest Minds of the 20th Century, this accurately depicts how I feel.

With thanks to The Zappa Family Trust.

Monday, February 27, 2012

At least they offered him HALF....

From another YELP reviewer. I have spoken with this guy, he is a good guy, and I am not going to post his name or profile link here (you can find them easily if you want to), and he was NOT a clientele tenant resident type. 

He brought HOME to his new place, A LIVE LITTER IN A BOX OF STUFF. AND HE HAS A BABY. As it happens, they screwed him monetarily, too!  I hope this works out for him....
 
Update - 2/24/2012
I was promised a rent refund in November 2011 and am still awaiting it. I was asked to compile a list of damaged items after having inspected the damage six times with various employees. After I compiled the list, I was offered less than half of all damages we suffered. I have literally been going back and forth with this company for well over three months with no real progress. Just one brush-off after another.

I will just repeat my original opinion: you're probably better off just giving away anything you were going to store here.

Also note that I cannot give less than one star but I would if possible.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Better Bullshit Bureau

Some highlights from The BB(ullshit)B. The complaint no is 94371115, for verification purposes. My emphasis and comments are in RED. https://chicago.app.bbb.org/complaint/view/94371115/c/k59ffh

RESPONSE TO MY COMPLAINT:

Attached is the rental contract signed by xxxxx while the facility was owned by Simply Self Storage. Please review the ''release of liability section''; this states that we are not responsible for any losses or damages incurred by using our storage facility.

Please also note the section on succession that states LifeStorage and the tenant must abide by this rental agreement unless an actual LifeStorage rental agreement was signed.

On a side note; this tenant was locked out because she vacated unit 106 (which is what is on the lease; see the top left). She refused to sign a new contract for the unit she transferred to because of language in the contract, so she is illegally using our space.  (UM---WITH A ZERO BALANCE AND VALID LEASE, HOW IS THAT, STEVIE
? OR WAS THIS MATT?  WHATEVER.  I THINK IT WAS IN RETALIATION FOR A BAD YELP! REVIEW, DON'T YOU ? NOTE THIS WAS THE 16th. FOR 2 WEEKS, NOBODY BATTED AN EYE--OR RETURNED PHONE CALLS, NOR WAS THE CONTRACT EVER READ....)

She was given 48 hours to vacate our facility as of yesterday. As in our previous response we spent time, money and effort because we believe in consumer service; even when the rental agreement signed by XXXX states we didn't have to. (WRONG AGREEMENT, PAL...)

We request this complaint to be closed or resolved immediately.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


AND - IN REBUTTAL TO MY REPLY (WHICH I DON'T INCLUDE, BECAUSE IT REITERATES WHAT HAS BEEN POSTED ALREADY. IT IS ONLINE THOUGH, IF NEEDED) :

Contact Name and Title: Stephen D. Sandecki
Contact Phone: 773-478-0805
Contact Email: stephen@lifestorage.net

Currently Orkin, a nationally respected commercial pest control company is handling the problem; they are servicing our property and using three times the required equipment for our facility size, along with weekly service visits.
(NOT ACCORDING TO ORKIN. UNLESS THE SERVICE WAS INCREASED IN OCTOBER 2011)

We have spent a considerable amount of time, money and effort on XXXXXXXX XXXXX. Below is just a basic list of items we spent money on to help her through the issues. However, we made several accommodations (listed below) to give her the utmost customer satisfaction and service. Although we require anyone renting in our facilities to have insurance; XXXXXX XXXXX does not have any insurance coverage. (OPTIONAL UNDER MY CONTRACT.  SHITTY, REGARDLESS. AGAIN, IT REFUSED TO PAY OTHER PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO MAKE CLAIMS.)

-Midwest Clean & Moving (20 hours of work to move and clean her stuff) - $1000.00 (MAYBE IF I MOVED TO HAWAII. AND SINCE I WAS THERE, IT TOOK 10 HOURS. BUT THERE WERE TWO GUYS)
-Plastic Bins to store important or irreplaceable items - $150.00  (SIX BINS FROM TARGET, PRETTY PRICEY, no
?)
-Cleaning Products & Supplies - $35.00  (
?)
-Utility Bags - $10.50 (?? what is a utility bag?)
-Signs for the Property to Prevent Food Storage - $150.00 (AN EXPENDITURE ON MY BEHALF? HOW IS THAT? THESE WERE PRINTED ON PAPER, WITH THEIR LOGO. MAYBE FIVE OF THEM. SEE PHOTO. HEY, STEVE, I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT FOR $50. REALISTICALLY, YOU DID IT ON THE OFFICE COLOR PRINTER. ON PAPER.)
-Her Rental Rate Was Discounted by 15% (ACTUALLY, NO, DUMB-ASS. YOU DISCOUNTED AN ENTIRE MONTH.)
-Laundry & Moving Cart - $125.00 (IT TOOK A MONTH FOR $100 OF LAUNDRY REIMBURSEMENT--UPON MOVING OUT--, WHAT I MANAGED TO SAVE HAD TO BE WASHED, OF COURSE. THE CART WAS THEIRS. THEY CLAIMED THE COST FOR THEM TO RENT THEIR OWN CART IS $25, BUT THAT ISN'T EVEN OFFERED ANYWHERE, AND EMPLOYEES DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, AND NEVER HAD RENTED ONE TO ANYBODY).
-Products (Boxes, Tapes, Etc) -$265.00 (THAT WOULD BE A SHITLOAD OF BOXES AND TAPE. AND MAYBE THE BOXES ARE SILVER-PLATED. ACTUALLY, IT WAS 2 ROLLS OF TAPE AND A SHITTY TAPE GUN THAT DIDN'T WORK THAT RETAILED IN THEIR OWN STORE FOR ABOUT $5.95. TAPE WAS $3.95 OR SOMETHING.. NEVER SAW ONE BOX FROM THEM)

All the above amounts can be proved by receipts (FROM WHERE, AND WHERE ARE THEY
? HOW DO YOU WRITE A RECEIPT TO YOURSELF? ; she was also caught on our surveillance system sleeping in her unit, which is not allowed per her lease (REALLY ? LETS SEE THAT ONE, THEN. UM, LIKE, EWWW.... BESIDES, THE FIRST ONE WAS TOO FULL TO LAY DOWN IN, AND THE SECOND ONE WAS TOO SMALL. I WAS, HOWEVER, SITTING IN A CHAIR IN SHOCKED STUPOR. SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW, TOO? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?) . She has known about the rodent problem (AND SO HAVE YOU!  HA! YOU ADMIT IT, YOU SHIT!) since March and has still stayed with our property.  In addition she has contributed to the rodent problem by leaving food and garbage in her unit (UH HUH. EVERYTHING BECAME GARBAGE, STEPHEN, THANKS TO YOUR RODENTS. SEE THE PICS. WHO WOULD WANT TO DINE THERE, OTHER THAN THEM ? PRESUMABLY, YOU REFER TO THE MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE OF A BANANA PEEL, WHICH I AM ALLERGIC TO, AND AVOID. AFTER MY LOCK MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED, I WOULD MYSTERIOUSLY THINK. SOME OF US ARE SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT....OH, AND SAID BANANA PEEL WOULD HAVE BEEN RELATIVELY FRESH OR IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLEGEDLY FOUND, AS SAID RODENTS WOULD HAVE EATEN IT! JESUS!)

Our official stance via our standard rental agreement is simple; we do not cover nor are we responsibl (sic) for rodent or pest damage, we require all tenants to have 3rd party insurance to cover them in case of a loss; we also don't allow tenants to store food per their lease. We have and continue to provide....(it cuts off there; I DID NOT HAVE YOUR LEASE, YOU MORON. YOU USED THAT TO DEFEND SOME OTHER NONSENSE EARLIER. CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, SKIPPY... )

Here are the $250 Signs. They are printed on PAPER, no laminate.






Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. 

And so, first he cites the existing contract as a basis for his stupid and total bullshit point, then he claims it is invalid, then he claims violation of a non-existent lease. WTF? And this was in response to a BBB complaint. YE-AH, I had faith in them, too.  Here is a tip: Businesses PAY the BBB to join and they actually have no power and tend to appease the businesses. That pay them. Unless YOU pay them to ARBITRATE. It is over two grand, upfront. You may as well go to court. It is not binding, anyway. But really now, what kind of company would even have someone like this respond to something like this with such inane statements and misrepresentations? LIFE STORAGE, OF COURSE!


Well, well....


 From google reviews....

britm ‎ - Jul 7, 2011
I've had 2 other storage experiences so far as a college student, and this is by far the best. Not only do they give discounts for writing a review of their service online, but their service in-person and over the phone was fast and friendly. I love the fact that the buildings are super secure: I can drive my car into the garage (complete with keycode), put my stuff on a provided flatbed, and take the elevator to my floor, where an indoor, air controlled unit is waiting for me. You do need to provide your own lock(pretty standard) or buy one of theirs. My unit's price was really reasonable, and they have online specials if you reserve via their website. They are located right underneath Howard Station, which is very convenient. For someone who HATES having to drive everywhere with checks to deliver in-person bills (or mail them) I find it fantastic that they have an easy online payment system for your unit. You can choose to pay in advance or month-by-month. Overall, great storage facility!



HHHMMMMMMMMMM............... Now, here is the thing, Brit: all these super things you LOVE are pretty super standard. As is diligent, thorough extermination, although THAT sure as hell wasn't happening  In fact, they pretty much are anywhere! So, while I guess your enthusiasm is commendable, just how much of a discount did you GET? Because this reads like a fucking brochure. Now, what was your home planet again?
http://maps.google.com/maps/place?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=life+storage&fb=1&gl=us&hq=life+storage&hnear=0x880fc926ec437e0b:0xf1caff493a3c26f1,Evanston,+IL&cid=8180071806850290648&ei=3GNKT4bQGtDzggfD0MTVBg&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=placepage-link&resnum=10&ved=0CJcBEOIJMAk

Saturday, February 25, 2012

"That African Lady"....

I feel sorry for her, in a way. You may think I am foolish. Essentially, I am a humanitarian.
Her much smaller unit was basically around the corner from mine. The metal walls of the units were shared and constructed pretty half-assed. She was storing THREE (3) ONE HUNDRED (100) POUND BAGS OF RICE. 300 POUNDS TOTAL. In original, giant, burlap, imported rice bags.

This is like Easter Brunch at the Ritz-Carleton for rodents. All you can eat and steal.    

So, it was BYO from her place, party at mine. I had the sofa, mattresses, down pillows and comforters (sob!), the Ritz-Carleton Presidential Suite for rodents. And, based on the fact that a live litter was found in my box of CHRISTMAS CHINA (which I was too sick about to photograph), the Prentice Rodent-Womens Maternity Hospital.  Pretty swanky, rodent style, I guess.

Anyway, this woman, while certainly instrumental in Rodent-Palooza!, was clearly very new in the country. I could tell from her dress and language skills, the few times we spoke. Most likely from, as much of Africa unfortunately is, someplace that had famine and a monster dictator who doled out teaspoons of gruel to toddlers with bloated stomachs, and pocketed the money raised by Bono. Watch yourself some BBC and C-SPAN if you doubt these places exist. She was, like you know, a refugee, I think? There are many in East Rogers Park.

She has small children.  And she, I highly suspect a famine victim refugee, managed to score 300 fucking pounds of what I also suspect is the staple of her diet. What would you do? Food for, oh a YEAR, maybe? And you don't give a shit if it is contaminated because you grew up with doled out teaspoons of gruel. Now, your own children don't have to.

It is clear in everybody's lease, every self-storage lease in fact, food storage is prohibited. Obviously, this situation illustrates the reasoning beautifully.  Let's remember, this woman's  English language skills were most likely challenged. Like when reading gobbledegook American leases. That were, if they were, probably explained to her by a gobbledegooking idiot in the front office. 

BUT--LIFE STORAGE KNEW ABOUT IT AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. Nope. Idiot Fred said, several times in several weeks he was going to TALK TO "That African Lady".  And never did. And who, but her, knows how long that shit was in there? How much damage was DONE TO MY SHIT IN THAT TIME?   His co-worker said she could smell it (along with PISS, thanks!) and was reporting it to Corporate!. Weeks later, Regional Manager Michelle Wight came in like a tank: She investigated! She concurred! And she ordered her evicted! 

Nobody did NOTHIN' for weeks MORE. Then the woman was confronted and ordered to throw it out.  The amount of rice was astounding. Like what I think would be ordered for an army. And she stayed, which was okay. I think the loss of the rice made her cry.

Life Storage should have handled this in a timely manner and prevented it. Lazy, apathetic and incompetent, it did not. The rice didn't create the mice. It just enticed them over for dining and romance in, on, and around my European down comforter. They shouldn't have been there in the first place.

THEN, when I first attempted to discuss Life Storage reimbursing me for my losses with Michelle Wight, she informed me that it was not accepting responsibility. It wasn't their fault! They did all they could to help! (Help?) Because they're such nice guys! She then informed me I  "should go after That African Lady. It is her fault!".

What ?

I could not make this up. Can you even imagine thinking such a thing? First, what kind of asshole would do that? A refugee who has the mindset to horde rice, and has been through who knows what else. Secondly, from a "practical ", legal-ass, monetary aspect this woman wouldn't have a pot to piss in, unless she really is one of those African Princesses who sends out spam email and has a imprisoned husband with a huge foreign bank account for real--and we all know there are many lined up for a piece of that pie.

Sure! Instead of the two rich guys who OWN THE PLACE AND SHOULD HAVE HAD IT EXTERMINATED PROPERLY, have these 14 17 18! 20-locations, or something like that PLUS other  businesses,  big ass houses in wealthy suburbs (and possibly Canada), Mercedes (or Beemers or whatever) PORSCHES, BITCHES!!!!, and INSURANCE (I should hope).  Who hire morons to run this one and don't even have the balls or decency to admit fault.  CLEARLY, they're cheap.  Though I presume they understand English. Sure. I'll be doing that.

Once again, seriously lady, are you fucking kidding me? What kind of crazy-ass would even dream up such a thing? Life Storage, of course!

So, in  "That African Lady's " honor 


 http://www.freerice.com/

Play it. It's for a good cause. And it's fun.







Wasn't that silly? (or Why I stayed at that rat infested shit hole)

Perhaps some clarification is in order.
If anyone is actually viewing this, they may be seriously going, "WTF? Why the fuck did she stay in this literal shit hole? Why didn't she just move her stuff out?".

BECAUSE, like a fool, I TRUSTED LIFE STORAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND TAKE CARE OF IT, LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE

Yes!

Wasn't that silly

I actually BELIEVED them when they told me they were putting forth maximum effort, blah blah blah, and that Jo (the "corporate" office lady ed: Jo Lemack), bellowing over the phone, in her slurred, drag queen voice, "WE ARE DOING ALL WE CAN !!!!!!! ", WAS ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH!

ME: "But I think I am seeing more"...

  "WE ARE DOING ALL WE CAN !!!!!!! "

ME: "But my daughter saw TWO! It really upset her..."

 "WE ARE DOING ALL WE CAN !!!!!!! "
 (AND, I SHIT YOU NOT,  "WELL, DON'T BRING HER THERE!". Seriously lady, are you fucking kidding me? Your mice ate MY KID'S UNDERWEAR. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THEY SHOULD NOT BE THERE.) 

ME: "But, I'm not really seeing traps or anything up by my unit..." 
(Upon which, some trap-feeder-contraption thing was moved from another place to right in front of it--not acquiring an additional one, in other words. Probably by that Idiot Fred, since it was done overnight. He denied this...)

 "WE ARE DOING ALL WE CAN !!!!!!! "

Go. Fuck. Yourself. You lying bitch.  And drinking during the day is not a good practice.

SECONDLY:   Moving Is expensive. And a hassle. I was storing the stuff as I was downsized, subletting a studio,  from a 2 1/2 (no closet makes it a 1/2) bedroom apartment. I didn't need the stuff at the time, but I needed it ultimately. And, ya know, IT BELONGED TO ME. I wasn't sure of the time frame, and I didn't want to pay for movers twice. Like everyone else (except drug dealers, traders, and storage facility kings) I am affected by a crap economy. Under Life Storage's predecessor /successor SIMPLY STORAGE (see post below), I noticed not one single turd, nor zoo-like odor. In two years.

And again, I trusted a large operation to do the right thing, comply with the law (you are responsible for rodent control in your own property), or at least protect its own investment.  (Live. Learn. Lose. But that can go many ways)...

Wasn't that silly?
   

Friday, February 24, 2012

Some of the loss and mess. DAMN, those little fuckers can DESTROY!


My fave sweater

Mice shit in the horsie tail AND A SNACK!

Poor Julie. Her hair was a snack and a toilet, too

I got this at Neiman - Marcus. Sigh. I bought it on clearance, 
but it retailed for what some pay for rent.

Shit. It was EVERYWHERE!

All the boxes are full of ruined clothes, linen, etc. As is the dumpster.

MORE SHIT. THE CORRIDORS THROUGHOUT WERE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

FORMER XMAS STUFF

MY DAUGHTERS FIRST BABY BLANKET I HAD SAVED. 
THIS PHOTO DOES NOT SHOW THE CHOMPING

A FRIEND QUILTED THIS FOR ME FOR XMAS YEARS AGO-RUINED

THIS WAS AFTER SEVERAL BAGS OF DEBRIS HAD ALREADY BEEN CLEARED OUT. I WAS PRETTY MUCH A ZOMBIE AT THIS POINT--ABOUT 2AM

DITTO AND AFTER SOME HAD BEEN CLEANED

THIS WAS UNDER BOXES AND FURNITURE. IT WAS PROBABLY ANKLE DEEP 
OR MORE. FROM THE SURFACE, EVERYTHING LOOKED OK. 
THE PURPLE STUFF? A TOTALLY SHREDDED APART SWEATER! I WOULD BE FREEZING MY ASS OFF IF IT WASN'T SUCH A MILD WINTER



MORE DESTRUCTION

THIS IS FROM SOMEBODY ELSE'S UNIT. CARCASSES

The MORON they had running this place....

Posted signs like this:

This Attorney Fuller guy....

I actually feel kinda sorry for this guy. I spoke with him on the phone before I wrote to him. Seemed like a nice guy and was pretty receptive to the concept of working things out, and seemed sympathetic to the situation. Initially. The next time, however, he was rather snippy.  Like he felt like a shit by having to relay his asswipe clients' position. Truth be told, though, everybody knows lawyers make more money as disputes get dragged out, and more if they have to litigate, and even more if they go to trial. Lots, in fact.

I do not know how people separate their duties from their feelings, but I do know in that field, money rules. Because nobody in their right mind could condone behaviour like this and nobody could think it was right and want to voluntarily support it. That said, you cannot make your client do anything and the deeper their pockets, the deeper yours. Even if it makes YOU feel like the asswipe.  THEY can always pay another asswipe.

Laughing all the way to the bank.....



The white guys--and Jesus they are WHITE GUYS!--are (L to R) MATT CLARK (probably one of the dumbest assholes I have ever dealt with, whose title seems to change a lot), CHRIS BARRY AND JEAN JODOIN (OWNERS AND MILLIONAIRES, bitches!). Nice suits, huh? Party DOWN, fellas!

Planted YELPERS: and WHO is THIS IDIOT?

4.0 star rating
Update - 2/6/2012
OK, we have had some issues here, not to mention staff changes; but the management has been proactive about the mice issue, and have paced traps galore. Amanda and Tim have bent-over backwards to not only solve this problem, but also to keep customers happy. After so many changes in staff, and some, shall we say, interesting customers they have managed to keep their humor, and sanity, and run the place. Can we say more?

____________________________________________
Why yes we can! YOU ARE A PLANT AND AN IDIOT.

Planted YELPERS

4.0 star rating
2/16/2012
The place is very clean and well lit. I was waited on by Tim with Amanda also helping. They were great! Tim showed me several units and the lay of the land. They seem to have everything very organized and are very thorough.

The only reason I didn't give 5 stars is the website. They need to differentiate between the 2 sizes of a 4x4 unit.

Sure, Mark. 

Thursday, February 23, 2012

A little background

We really lost a lot. A LOT.

I have tried to reason with these people, and their lawyer, because I really want to avoid the expense, STRESS and hassle, and YEARS of a litigious process. Which would suck and I would hate.  But I cannot absorb this loss. It is essentially starting over. The lies throughout the experience made matters worse.

It is also interesting to note that while this was happening, these dicks had the audacity to paint and re-carpet the facility! Too cheap to properly exterminate rats and mice, redecorating  probably cost thousands--it is a big place.  Talk about putting lipstick on a pig! They ignored and allowed the pest problem to continue to escalate for months. . I am so not the only one. I do think I was the hardest hit. People who also lost stuff to rodent damage, and did have--I did not--their shitty insurance tried to make claims, and were denied

Yep.  

The location is in East Rogers Park, and the neighborhood is weird, as are some clientele residents tenants. It is convenient and there is parking and it is across from the Redline L, at charming Howard St., connected to a Dominick's and the L station. Mice-o-rama!

Clearly, the owners know this, and look the other way on a lot of things (including obviously proper extermination and precaution for a traditionally infested area). There are people LIVING there (very illegal, incidentally). The so called management accepted partial payment,  (and, it as been SAID, pocketed it), fixing access for people (which was blocked if you were in arrears).

A FUCKING CRACK WHORE TURNED TRICKS IN BOTH A LOCKER AND THE JOHN (pun intended), caught on tape.

People were ripped off. In return they make money because the poor people either paid, or they lost all of their stuff. THEY in turn looked the other way because they were poor or challenged or ex cons or insane or druggies, or illegal, and are able to LIVE THERE too, for under $200 a month. I have sympathy for them (many were actually nice and friendly),

I did a lot of my work there at one point because it actually had free wifi (and Starbucks!--although no toilet  paper or soap in the washroom!).  I was able to store material in my unit and work online right there, which initially was pretty awesome. So the in period when all this came to light, I was there a LOT. Their other locations seem to have better reps.

Yeah, fellas, fuck the poor and underprivileged, cuz you THINK you can get away with it.

There are cameras everywhere and they are operable and thus subpoena-able. I have seen the video in their office.  MICE running around the building are on it, as is the human activity, IF IT HASN'T been deleted. 

I was never in arrears in payment, never stayed past the allowed access time, and NEVER STORED FOOD OR CHEMICALS. 


All of the assholes that own or work for this company think my shit being DESTROYED IS OK! (except ONE GIRL, who they fired under pretty dicey circumstances).


Another interesting note is owners +Jean Jodoin and +Chris Barry also own a company called Cobalt Commercial Construction. The LSC facility was originally part of a mall and the space was portioned out of it, sold to them d/b/a as Life Storage, THEN CONSTRUCTED (see where this is going?) into storage units. It was then sold to Simply Storage, who went bankrupt, and Life Storage bought it back--under receivership in late 2010. Probably for a song and a really sweet deal for them--they had already made the money on the sale and probably paid themselves for the construction, IF they didn't somehow get TIF money from Joe Moore (Ald. 49th). I do not know that, but it is very possible. That may or may not be for another day. ed; perhaps the original sale to SIMPLY STORAGE WAS OWNER FINANCED BY LSC ANYWAY..EVEN SWEETER DEAL, HUH, CHRIS?

Now really, who do you think did the REALLY SHITTY construction? I mean, drywall installed with several inch gaps from the floor---the mice just slid  danced in and out--and wire fencing ceilings on the units. Which at one point were (I was told by another tenant) wire snipped and cleaned out at night.  The building is no way up to code. Doors often didn't even work. I wonder how/if/when it was inspected.  I do know that the City Dept. of Buildings, after complaints, claimed it was not granted access, during business hours, and thus could not inspect and investigate the complaint.  WTF?

And so, this is the LONG Story, from a letter I wrote to their attorney:

xxxxxx xxxx
xxxxxx@gmail.com
773-312-0000
February 15, 2012
Mr Andrew Fuller
Fuller & Berres
00 Blahblah Rd.
South Barrington, IL 60010
via email address: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com, and USPS
Re: Life Storage of Rogers Park LLC

Dear Mr. Fuller:
As you know, I am in receipt of your letter dated January 9, 2012. I apologize for my delay in responding.
I am a single parent of a school aged child, have moved house, and I am self-employed.

In regards to your statement concerning the lease executed by myself with SIMPLY STORAGE, Life Storage's predecessor and (I understand, successor) perhaps you need to review it again. What its SUCCESSOR clause indeed states is as follows: "[i]n the event that the property or its management are transferred to someone else, this agreement SHALL BE BINDING ON THE NEW OWNER AND/OR MANAGER (emphasis mine)". Thus executing a lease with Life Storage was moot and it nowhere states Life Storage's standard lease would become effective without separate execution as you stressed when we spoke via telephone. It is its own document and remained valid throughout. It does not make mention of
rodent damage at all. It does, however, assume liability for "wanton and willful conduct".

The lease executed on October 16, 2011 between myself and Life Storage, in response to an illegal lockout was executed under duress and forced by Life Storage's employees FRED WEAVER and MICHELLE WIGHT. For informational purposes it was recorded. While Life Storage's lease excludes responsibility for rodents specifically, under Illinois law, it is not valid as described below (para.5). In any event, the occurrences were prior to its execution.

I hold Life Storage and its principles liable for my losses, and will seek damages on behalf of my minor child and myself and hold Life Storage unethical, irresponsible, in violation of Chicago ordinances and Illinois law by it or its agents practices and actions as follows:

1.) In or around FEBRUARY of 2011, MATT CLARK, representing himself as a part owner and district manager simultaneously and randomly, and I discussed the discovery of rodents on the first floor of the facility at 7426 N. Paulina St. Chicago IL in the course of a discussion regarding an unrelated matter. He assured me that this was being "aggressively addressed" and would "never make it up by you" (my unit was on the second floor). He also claimed they were brought in by a tenant in their belongings and that she was being evicted. She was not for several months. Due to, per Ms Rogo, then district manager, her "legal rights".

2.) In or around APRIL 2011 my daughter traveled to London, England and returned with a London newspaper that she placed in the unit. One week later, she noticed the newspaper was shredded. We reported this to then office personnel. We were told it was being reported to "corporate". Shortly after that, I noticed some of my daughter's clothing, namely intimates, were strangely ripped or torn.

3.) In or around MAY 2011, my daughter was in the unit going through stored clothing to prepare for a trip to San Francisco. She observed TWO LIVE mice and got hysterical and ran to the office to report it. There was an employee working on electrical outlets, etc. who found this amusing, I note. I then contacted Life Storage's corporate office at its toll-free number. DEBBIE ROGO was then district manager. She telephoned me, we discussed it and she assured me Life Storage was dedicated to resolving the problem and it would be resolved immediately. It is notable she was with the company for a only few months.

4.) In or around AUGUST 2011, Ms. Rogo and I met. Ms. Rogo assured me at that time that the maximum treatment available was in place. I expressed concerns that there were no visible exterminating apparatus on the second floor of the building where my unit was, and that the rodent activity had seemed to increase. She denied this, stating there were "high tech things in place. You just can't see them". I also requested that my unit be moved to another, less infested unit. She refused. It was stated that I was "the only one that had complained' by Ms. Rogo and the corporate office personnel (someone called "Jo"). This is blatantly untrue as I had directly witnessed other complaints. Weeks later, I spoke with Life Storage's exterminator. He stated in no uncertain terms that the amount of treatment Life Storage had contracted was INSUFFICIENT to combat the severity of the infestation and size of the facility.

5.) Throughout this time, increased rodent sightings and activity, in the form of odor and droppings, were clearly evident. Repeated complaints were brought to the attention of the office staff, FRED WEAVER and XXXXXX XXXXX by myself AND numerous other tenants. Ms. XXXXXX was sympathetic and admitted the problem, but indicated her hands were tied. Mr. Weaver, however, was defensive, unprofessional and flippant. Also throughout this time, I telephoned the corporate offices demanding to speak to Mr. Barry, who refused, speaking instead with "Jo" who merely repeatedly said "we are doing all
we can". She did relay, however, that Mr. Barry offered "one month free rent, if you sign a waiver". I would consider that somewhat damaging.

6.) In or around AUGUST and SEPTEMBER of 2011, however, Mr. Weaver did state that "there is an African lady, next to you, who I think is storing food. I am going to talk to her" as well as "it gonna take a minute to get rid of this". This was several weeks prior to my move from unit 106 to the second unit. He did not. As such, I consider Life Storage not addressing what it maintains was a cause of the problem negligent and irresponsible. In addition, around the same time, a representative from Alderman Joe Moore's (50th) visited the facility and accessed that its treatment was insufficient. I was told by Jo at the corporate offices that the Alderman had commended Life Storage for its efforts, which is denied by the Ward office and the individual that visited. This again is blatantly untrue.

7.) Michelle Wight, and I also met in or around SEPTEMBER 2011, as Ms Rogo had been terminated (I was told) and she'd become the district manager. We toured the facility together and discussed options. Ms. Wight then offered to move my unit, at Life Storage's expense and purchased several plastic storage bins and credited my account for the month of October's rent. It was difficult to coordinate everyone (myself and your client's cleaning company which did the move) schedules, so that did not take place for a few weeks. In the meantime, while attempting to organize my unit, I witnessed the "African lady" address several mice while in her unit and her own child reacting to them. In the next day or so, she was told to remove THREE ONE HUNDRED POUND BAGS OF RICE. She was not, however, evicted. The rice had been stored for quite some time. Also within that time, my daughter and I went to Unit 106 on a Sunday evening and my combination lock was missing. We had not been there for two days and it was not in the unit either. Nothing was missing, including a laptop. Theft was not the motive there. Interestingly, when I spoke about it with Fred Weaver the following morning, he mentioned that it was a combination lock. Most tenants have standard locks.

4.) On or about OCTOBER 1, 2011, the cleaning company moved my unit, throughout and very late into the evening. It was one of the few times in my life I was literally horrified. I have never witnessed such massive destruction behind and underneath my belongings in my life. At eye level they looked intact. Nor was I even aware that mice were capable of such destruction. As it was the beginning of the month, there were several tenants moving in and out and a number of them noted the situation and photographed it. As such, I have witnesses and photos, which were forwarded to Ms Wight at the time. In addition a non-tenant friend who was present counted FIVE mice within a 20-30 minute period in the unit. As you were made aware, a live LITTER was found in a box of dishes. Interestingly, allegedly a banana peel was found in my
unit, by the movers, unbeknownst to me. Yet, I am allergic to bananas and my daughter refuses to eat them (and my lock had disappeared a few weeks prior, buit nothing was missing). It took 8-10 hours, causing distress, fear, disgust, fatigue and massive loss of, but not limited to the following:
• Beds, one twin and one full set, hotel quality
• Several sets of high quality sheets and miscellaneous ones
• Several table cloths, linen napkins and kitchen linen
• Numerous towels and other bath linens
• One custom sofa
• Two European down comforters
• Several down bed pillows and several accent pillows, including a handmade family heirloom
• Numerous wool and cashmere sweaters, dresses, suits and jackets, several vintage items
• A large amount of children's clothing
• Numerous pairs of shoes and boots, adult and children's.
• Numerous children's toys. In particular two American Girl Dolls and one American Girl horse, two doll beds, numerous doll clothes and accessories. I note the value of these alone is several hundred dollars (one doll was a limited edition and either its current value is several hundred or it is irreplaceable). My daughter was devastated by this loss and cried sporadically for several days. These were ruined, but retained.
• Papers and books. Including saved school work and awards of my daughter's.

5.) On or around OCTOBER 15 2011, I placed some items in my new unit, mid day. When I returned to retrieve the items, my entry code had been disabled. I was unable to retrieve my purse, coat and keys that evening, obviously causing great inconvenience and distress. I telephoned Michelle Wight who informed me I did not have a valid lease with the company and was not allowed on premises. Ms XXXXX and I had discussed executing a new lease for the new unit, but I did not feel it was necessary as all parties had agreed I vacate in November, and she concurred. A tenant who was an acquaintance informed me the locker was over-locked with not one but two red locks, a bit excessive and melodramatic, but somewhat discriminatory. Note again, I had a zero balance on my account. Ms. Wight initially informed me I could regain access by executing a new lease, but would allowed access during normal business hours (9am-6pm), with an escort, which is not even in compliance with the lease she was proposing. She later recanted when I informed her of this. I returned to the facility at 5:45 on the evening of October 16, and Fred Weaver informed me that I was not able to review the lease, he had to leave for the day and access would not be restored if I did not sign it straight away. He also continued to harass and distract me while I attempted to read it. As access was then imperative, I was forced to executed it. I filed a review, entirely truthful on the consumer website YELP and others. I have a right to do this and was entirely honest. I feel the public has a right to know the facts about this company and I would loathe for someone else to experience what I did.
Ms. Wight had demanded and then begged me to remove it.

The following day, Weaver issued an eviction letter for"unprofessional behavior". My role was not as a professional, but a paying client. I am bewildered as to how that could be construed. This entire scenario is clearly retaliatory and harassing. I have a number of emails and texts that with dialogue to that effect, including a threat from, and mass misrepresentation to the Better Business Bureau from one Stephen Sandusky, citing blatant untruths about the company's activities, costs and the facts.

6). On October 31, I vacated the unit. There were no fewer than three other tenants that vacated that same evening. All complained of rodent infestation and damage. It caused great financial hardship and stress. For the record, I did not vacate prior to that as first and foremost, I trusted Life Storage to indeed address the problem effectively, and trusted what they told me regarding their efforts. I trusted they were reputable and ethical. Obviously, that is not the case. It is also again notable that xxxxx, Rogo and Weaver have since been terminated. In addition, tenants who held insurance that have attempted claims were denied.

As is evident, my daughter and I have suffered tremendously. We have experienced anguish, grief, stress, of sleeplessness and depression, as well as the tangible losses outlined. I have suffered loss of work and quality of work, and her grades diminished, although they have since improved. Life Storage and its employees and actions have caused irrecoverable harm, economically and emotionally. I cannot incur the costs of the items I have lost, nor should I have to. Life Storage and its lack of ethics and responsibility is the cause of them.

Therefore, I demand, Life Storage LLC render retribution in the amount of $35,000.00 (Thirty Five Thousand Dollars)    immediately. ed: THIS AMOUNT IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE; PUNITIVE DAMAGES IN EXCESS OF $200K HAVE BEEN AWARDED IN CASES WITH FAR LESS LOSS AND FAR LESS BLATANT GROSS NEGLIGENCE.

Please be advised that in the event I am forced to file a Complaint in Civil Court, on behalf of my minor child as well as myself, that the amount will far exceed that amount, plus costs and fees. It is my professional and personal estimate that Life Storage's costs to defend may very well exceed six figures. It would therefore be prudent for it to settle this matter at its earliest convenience . I have outlined the facts as thoroughly as possible and I think you having a thorough conversation with your client is in order.

I appreciate your attention to this matter. Please feel free to telephone me with any questions or concerns. I shall expect to hear from you shortly.

Best regards,
xxxxx xxxxxx

So all my shit was destroyed by mice while in storage at this place...




Here is the short story as I posted on YELP:

This company has no business ethics, etiquette, concepts of truthful facts, or regard for its customers.

This place is SATURATED by mice. They permeated my unit, resulting in $1000s in loss along with grief, inane amounts of time, insane exchanges with employees  and having a LIVE litter IN THE BOX CONTAINING DISHES. What is left smells like a zoo.

I am stressed and exhausted and my 13 year old daughter is devastated. I could not have imagined this in my worst nightmare. It is my personal Katrina. And guess what? NO ONE CARES.

I have lost over half of my things due to rodent destruction and the current regional manager MICHELLE WIGHT (there have been a few) claims she can do no more after buying me some containers and bags and paying for movers FROM one of their units TO another. I am going to have to sue to recover myself and my daughters losses now, a long and expensive process. And they have had the nerve to ask ME to leave, but I would anyway.

They  have claimed at various times they are not responsible for rodent control in their own building and business. Um, not according to city ordinances and case law.

The problem first became evident in MARCH and they then told me the mice were isolated to a particular area of the building and were being addressed "aggressively" (THIS WAS BY THE THEN REGIONAL MANAGER? PART OWNER? VP? WHO KNOWS, have heard it all). Same thing in April, May, June, July, August and September. Numerous mice were IN THE UNIT before during and after the move, which took over a week to organize and several hours.

I spoke with their Orkin tech who said the treatment they had was in no way sufficient for the property's size or level of infestation. They went the cheap route, clearly. BTW, folks, Orkin does what it is paid to do, period.

The site manager, FRED WEAVER (now fired) so admired by a previous poster, is a psycho; rude, unresponsive, lazy, unprofessional and I strongly suspect illiterate. When questioned about the rodent problem for MONTHS, his response is "it gonna take a minute". This is a site manager?

The corporate number is answered, when it IS, by a woman NAMED JO, who is just as bad or worse. The Owners, CHRIS BARRY AND JEAN JODOIN seem to think speaking with customers, the schmucks who butter their pretty crusty bread, is beneath them. The only  decent employee is a girl that works there, who these idiots set up and fired, too. She was pleasant and was sympathetic about the matter.   AVOID AVOID AVOID.