LifeStorage Lincoln Park $2,054,318 Assessed Value, $334,284.77 Taxes

LifeStorage is Getting Closer To Leaving It’s (sic) Teens and Entering It’s

(sic) 20′s

June 20th, 2012 No Comments

LifeStorage Lincoln Park

LifeStorage has just purchased what will eventually be its 19^th Chicagoland location infestation. The property, located at 1030 W. North Avenue, is 114,000 square feet, next to some prominent retailers, including Old Navy. Currently leasing space in the building is a gym, but LifeStorage has big plans ahead for the property, obviously including its outstanding self-storage, AND RODENT HAVEN solutions, but also utilizing the space for  office rentals , PRIME NESTING and potential retail leasing as well.
There’s some work ahead, though, with CRAPPY renovations BY COBALT COMMERCIAL CONSTRUCTION  and improvements on the way, but as you know, LifeStorage makes sure everything is tip-top, hip, and modern FOR UPSCALE RATS AND MICE, and this future facility is no exception to our lax exterminaion. We’ll keep you posted with more details as we have them, but for now, let’s hear it for LifeStorage, great self-storage, and great neighborhoods TO INFEST,  RUINING PEOPLE'S LIVES and INCREASING CHICAGO'S RAT POPULATION!

We’ll see you soon, Clybourn Corridor and Lincoln Park MINNIES & MICKEYS. Get ready for some high-class rat, TRASH, IMBECILIC MANAGEMENT and shit filled affordable self storage!

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 LIKE ALL GREAT COMPANIES??????

For Life Storage, this is yet another perfect location to bring its unique, upscale brand of self storage to another Chicagoland neighborhood. Tentative plans for the property include Life Storage solutions, potential office rentals, and retail leasing. It's another step in showcasing one of Chicago's own and the most luxurious climate-controlled, secure, self-storage and record management solutions available in the entire city. Life Storage co-owner Christopher Barry mentions that the project is still in the early stages and will require interior and exterior improvements, so there isn't a set-in-stone date for what will eventually be the 19th store in the Life Storage family.
“These things take time, but this is a wonderful location. We've been looking in this area for a while now, and the close proximity to some prominent retailers will offer us some really great exposure. As a company, we're constantly trying to find prime areas to open new facilities, and we take great care and perform our due diligence before taking that next step,” Barry said.
“With this space, we think we have a really special location on our hands and we can't wait to get the ball rolling. Like all great companies, we invest and expand when the time is right, and this is another step in our development as Chicago's premiere provider of self-storage solutions,” continues Barry.

Great. After you screw over little girls and women when YOUR RATS AT YOUR PROPERTY THAT THEY PAID YOU FOR SO IT WOULD BE SAFE ATE AND SHAT UPON THEIR STUFF?

CHRIS, SERIOUSLY DUDE, GREAT COMPANIES EXTERMINATE THEIR PREMISES, DON'T HIRE MORONS AND ACT RESPONSIBLE AS OWNERS WHEN SOMETHING DOES GO WRONG. JUST A THOUGHT, SPORT. WHAT A CHARMER FUCKING DICK!